According to our source, the first thing the studio will produce is a documentary titled “We Were Wrong About Brian Kolfage.”
“Gary wants that stain off of his record,” said Studio Groundskeeper Joe Barron, “He gave Stumpy a free house only to be humiliated when the little turd weaseled his way into millions of donation dollars from unwitting morons.”
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The documentary won’t really tell the story, since nobody actually cares. Instead, Gary will hold Kolfage for 90 minutes while Chuck Norris pummels him with his bare fists.
“It’s the least I can do for America,” said Norris, “That guy sucks.”
He sure does, Chuck Norris. In every way possible.
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