You host weekly pool parties at your apartment to scout for potential prospects. But by “prospects,” they mean women, yet all I see in the background are dudes. Where are the women? Seriously, it seems like we are the prospects here.

Meeks is in the game, oh, and Cream Chasers too. But before you start, you need to learn how to ‘ditify’ characters. Ditify? That’s not even a real word! You just pick a character to ‘ditify.’ I don’t even know what that means. There are choices like Pi, Cheek Mills, Super Bowl User, Baby Bieber—what? That’s messed up.

This game is bizarre. I mean, what kind of game is this? I might need to get a refund. It’s the funniest video I’ve seen since 2024, though. It’s hilarious. 50 Cent is wilding and trolling with this game. How much did it cost to make this?

Remember to drop a like and subscribe. Seriously, 50 Cent is a legend, not just in music or acting, but in trolling. No one trolls like 50. He just says things without even knowing what he’s saying. It’s like he’s got no filter.

I love when he goes off like this. It’s so entertaining. It’s like, “I like when you’re like this, Daddy. You my Daddy.” He just scrambles and says all sorts of things. This game’s got notes and everything.

Anyway, I’m back in Houston, getting ready for my big headline show at the rodeo at NRG Stadium. But wait, let’s not ignore what’s been said. Did he really say that? Diddy is always wilding, saying the most outrageous things. It’s like he doesn’t even realize what he’s saying.